Chicken Chains - The Takeout

Good Job, KFC

By Kate Bernot January 25th, 2019 Read More
Let Us Wax Rhapsodic About The KFC Gravy Scented Candle

By Gwen Ihnat January 22nd, 2019 Read More
Chick-Fil-A Tests Expansion Of Spicy-Chicken Sandwich Dominion

By Gwen Ihnat January 15th, 2019 Read More
Once Again, Chick-Fil-A's Most Popular Food Item Of The Year Was not chicken

By Gwen Ihnat January 11th, 2019 Read More
Popeyes Offers Beleaguered Travelers "Emotional Support Chickens"

By Allison Shoemaker December 18th, 2018 Read More
KFC Fried Chicken-Scented Firelog Sold Out In Hours ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

By Kate Bernot December 14th, 2018 Read More
Let's Talk About Why We Eat—and Don't Eat—at Chick-Fil-A

By Gwen Ihnat December 3rd, 2018 Read More
Pittsburgh City Officials Oppose Chick-Fil-A Sponsoring Kids' Marathon

By Kate Bernot November 2nd, 2018 Read More
Cutie-Pie Baby Named After Colonel Sanders Gets $11,000 From KFC

By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More
KFC's Georgia Gold Fried Chicken Is One Of The Better Fast-Food Offerings In Recent Years

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Popeyes' Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp: A Genius Concept That Misses Its Target

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Popeyes' Cajun Turkey Is Tastier Than Whatever You're Roasting This Thanksgiving

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
KFC's Smoky Mountain BBQ Chicken Continues The Hot Streak For Fast Food Fried Chicken

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
What The Finger-Lickin' Heck Is KFC Gaming?

By Allison Shoemaker October 4th, 2018 Read More
KFC Will Give You $11,000 In Exchange For Your Child's Eternal Misery

By Kate Bernot August 29th, 2018 Read More
Cops Discover Drug Tunnel From Mexico To Abandoned Arizona KFC

By Kate Bernot August 24th, 2018 Read More
Two Florida Chick-Fil-As Open Within 587 Feet Of Each Other

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
Baby's Reward For Being Born In Chick-Fil-A Is Free Nugs For Rest Of Her Goddamn Life

By Kevin Pang July 20th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Frickin' Millennials Don't Even Like Chick-Fil-A

By Kate Bernot July 13th, 2018 Read More
The Price For Free Chick-Fil-A Today Is Your Dignity

By Allison Shoemaker July 10th, 2018 Read More
Y'all Really Like Eating At Chick-Fil-A, Huh

By Kate Bernot July 6th, 2018 Read More
Senator Marco Rubio Takes Time Out From His Busy Schedule To Defend Chick-Fil-A

By Gwen Ihnat June 14th, 2018 Read More
KFC U.K.'s New Goal: Vegetarian Fried Chicken

By Gwen Ihnat June 12th, 2018 Read More
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt Asked An Aide To Help His Wife Franchise A Chick-Fil-A

By Kate Bernot June 5th, 2018 Read More
Sacramento Chick-Fil-A's Way Of Attracting Fast-Food Workers? Pay Them $18 An Hour.

By Gwen Ihnat May 30th, 2018 Read More
Dear God What Have I Done: Behold The KFC Skinwich

By Kevin Pang May 15th, 2018 Read More
Confirmed: KFC Does Not—we Repeat, does Not—use Mutant Chickens

By Allison Shoemaker April 17th, 2018 Read More