The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Breakfast Items

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Let Me Tell You About The Finest Pig I Ever Ate

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Good News, Nervous Flyers: TSA Now Allows Some CBD In Carry-Ons

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Say It's Cinsault: Storage Place Dumps 65 Cases Of Lady's Wine After Credit Card Error

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Who Even Shops On Costco's Website?

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2019 Read More

Bar Owner Takes Issue With Water-Only Customers: "It Really Affects Our Business"

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2019 Read More

Last Call: Dude Using Alligator To Shotgun Beer Might Not Even Be From Florida

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More

Customers Climb Through Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru Window To Avoid Tornado

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More

IHOP "Changing Its Name" To IHOP

By Allison Shoemaker May 28th, 2019 Read More

Snack-Addicted Squirrel Adorably Terrorizes Seattle Playground

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Woman Hides 21 Bottles Of Stolen Vodka Under 5 Packages Of Stolen Toilet Paper

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 28th, 2019 Read More

Where Were You The Day Pizza Hut Changed Its Recipe?

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More

Seattle Brewery Cancels Release Of Crips- And Bloods-Themed Beers After Outcry

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 28th, 2019 Read More

India To Become World's Second-Most Taco Bell'd Country

By Allison Shoemaker May 28th, 2019 Read More

Judge Orders Anheuser-Busch To Stop Running Annoying Corn-Syrup Ads

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More

It's Time To Think Outside The Crock About Cheese Spread

By Nick Leggin May 27th, 2019 Read More

Ask The Salty Waitress: When Should Servers Take Away The Signed Check?

By Kate Bernot May 27th, 2019 Read More

Hey Beanie Feldstein, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

By Allison Shoemaker May 27th, 2019 Read More

Let's Try The Food At The Hong Kong McDonald's

By Kevin Pang May 26th, 2019 Read More

Beer Of The Week: Rhinegeist Peach Dodo Gose Is A Fruit Beer For Nerds And Newbies Alike

By Kate Bernot May 26th, 2019 Read More

A Brief Appreciation Of Tsui Wah, Hong Kong's Quintessential Restaurant

By Kevin Pang May 24th, 2019 Read More

Last Call: What's Going On Your Long Weekend Playlist?

By Allison Shoemaker May 24th, 2019 Read More

Cookout Pro Tip: But First, Pie

By Allison Shoemaker May 24th, 2019 Read More

Google's Human-Sounding, Reservation-Making Robots Are Sometimes Just Humans [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat May 24th, 2019 Read More

Burger King Will Kind Of Pay Off Some Student Loans, Ish

By Allison Shoemaker May 24th, 2019 Read More

Federal Lawsuit Alleges Racism, Discrimination At Buffalo Wild Wings In Kansas

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 24th, 2019 Read More