Reviews - The Takeout

I May Eat Starbucks' Holiday Turkey & Stuffing Panini Every Day Through 2018

By Gwen Ihnat November 13th, 2018 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Do I Have To Smile While I'm waiting Tables?

By Kate Bernot November 12th, 2018 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Should I Tip On The Pre- Or Post-Tax Total?

By Kate Bernot November 8th, 2018 Read More
Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel Mix Is The Most Versatile Seasoning In Our Kitchen

By Kevin Pang November 6th, 2018 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: What Can I Do About A Really Cold Restaurant?

By Kate Bernot November 5th, 2018 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Ew, Parents Are Changing Baby Diapers In The Dining Room

By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Do I Need To Tip My Coworker For Making Me An Espresso?

By Kate Bernot October 29th, 2018 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Why can't I Have The Good Table?

By Kate Bernot October 25th, 2018 Read More
What's Your Favorite Comfort Food?

By Caitlin PenzeyMoog October 25th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Sells Hot Dogs Now, So We Tasted Them (And A Dr Pepper Shake)

By Dennis Lee October 23rd, 2018 Read More
KFC's Georgia Gold Fried Chicken Is One Of The Better Fast-Food Offerings In Recent Years

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Taco Bell's Fried Chicken Chalupa Isn't As Outrageous As It Sounds

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Gazing Into The Emptiness Of The Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino, And Of Ourselves

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Tries Harder With Its Signature Crafted Sandwiches

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Popeyes' Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp: A Genius Concept That Misses Its Target

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Boston Market's Thanksgiving-In-A-Box Is Just Fine For The Lazy Host

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Eating My Way Through The United Nations Of McDonald's

By Gwen Ihnat October 23rd, 2018 Read More
What Booze Tastes Best In A Wendy's Frosty?

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Popeyes' Cajun Turkey Is Tastier Than Whatever You're Roasting This Thanksgiving

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
The Takeout's exhaustive Guide To Fast Food Sauces

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Szechuan Sauce Is America Encapsulated In Nugget-Dipping Form

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Pizza Hut's Ultimate Cheesy Crust Pizza Is 2017 In Pie Form

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
McDonald's New Baked Apple Pie May Be Healthier, But It's Not Improved

By Gwen Ihnat October 23rd, 2018 Read More
Panda Express' Orange Chicken Remains The Pinnacle Of Junky Chinese-American Takeout

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More
A&W Debuts Poutine Not With A Squeak, But A Whimper

By Kate Bernot October 23rd, 2018 Read More
With Nacho Fries, Taco Bell Enters—and Dominates—the French Fry Game

By David Anthony October 23rd, 2018 Read More
KFC's Smoky Mountain BBQ Chicken Continues The Hot Streak For Fast Food Fried Chicken

By Kevin Pang October 23rd, 2018 Read More