Reviews - The Takeout

The Surprisingly Effective Tool For Improving Any Cookout

By Luke Gralia May 2nd, 2023 Read More
Arby's New Sliders Just Don't Feel Very Arby's

By Danny Palumbo May 2nd, 2023 Read More
Coca-Cola Starlight Tastes Like One Big Marketing Ploy

By Dennis Lee April 30th, 2023 Read More
Which Halloween Candy Is Your State Most Fixated On?

By Marnie Shure April 29th, 2023 Read More
One Of Heinz's New Spicy Ketchups Is Just Right

By Dennis Lee April 26th, 2023 Read More
Buy Mushroom Soy Sauce Right Now

By Danny Palumbo April 21st, 2023 Read More
McDonald's New McFlurry Is A Cup Of Wasted Potential

By Dennis Lee April 17th, 2023 Read More
WTF Does 'Pink Sauce' Taste Like?

By Marnie Shure April 14th, 2023 Read More
Why Mushroom Jerky Tastes So Good

By Danny Palumbo April 3rd, 2023 Read More
Pancake-Flavored Cup Noodles Shouldn't Be This Good

By Dennis Lee March 31st, 2023 Read More
We Taste Kazbars, The New Hostess Snack Cake With Crunch

By Marnie Shure March 31st, 2023 Read More
Dunkin's New Breakfast Tacos Turned My Morning Sour

By Josh Wussow March 30th, 2023 Read More
Order This New Wendy's Item (And Avoid The Other One)

By Dennis Lee March 29th, 2023 Read More
The Pizza Cupcake Is (Mostly) A Snacking Success

By Josh Wussow March 24th, 2023 Read More
Starbucks' Newest Drink Won't Be Around Very Long (And That's A Good Thing)

By Danny Palumbo March 22nd, 2023 Read More
Okay, Fine, Here's What Hidden Valley Ranch Ice Cream Tastes Like

By Dennis Lee March 20th, 2023 Read More
Why You Need To Stock Up On Parchment Paper

By Micheline Maynard March 8th, 2023 Read More
6 Foods To Order At The Armenian Bakery

By Danny Palumbo March 8th, 2023 Read More
Brach's New Jelly Beans, Ranked

By Laura Wheatman Hill March 6th, 2023 Read More
The Best Way To Order Jimmy John's Newest Sandwich

By Dennis Lee March 2nd, 2023 Read More
Krispy Kreme's New Reese's Doughnuts, Ranked

By Dennis Lee March 1st, 2023 Read More
Chipotle's 'TikTok Hack' Quesadilla Is Terrific, Except For One Thing

By Dennis Lee February 28th, 2023 Read More
I Need More Of Sonic's BBQ Chip Seasoned Tots

By Lauren Harkawik February 24th, 2023 Read More
This Is The Best Store-Bought Pasta

By Danny Palumbo February 24th, 2023 Read More
Order This Italian-American Dish Wherever You Can Find It

By Danny Palumbo February 20th, 2023 Read More
The Takeout Votes For Its Favorite New Grillo's Pickle Flavor

By Masen Colucci February 17th, 2023 Read More
Taco Bell's Crispy Melt Tacos Are Perfect

By Dennis Lee February 13th, 2023 Read More