Reviews - The Takeout

McDonald's New Bacon Cajun Ranch McCrispy: A Salty Review Saved By The Sauce

By Dennis Lee April 18th, 2024 Read More
Doritos Baja Fiery Mango Is A Collaboration We Didn't Need

By Dennis Lee April 17th, 2024 Read More
Cup Noodles' Everything Bagel With Cream Cheese Ramen Pulls Off The Impossible

By Dennis Lee April 12th, 2024 Read More
Potbelly's New Jalapeño Popper Chicken Sandwich Is In Desperate Need Of One Thing

By Dennis Lee April 9th, 2024 Read More
Try ALDI's Affordable Alternative To Reese's Eggs

By Micheline Maynard March 25th, 2024 Read More
Huy Fong's Ex-Supplier Now Makes Its Own Sriracha. How Does It Taste?

By Luke Gralia March 11th, 2024 Read More
Starbucks' New Spring Drinks Are A Low-Key Success

By Angela L. Pagán March 7th, 2024 Read More
Does McDonald's New Dipping Sauce Taste Like Anime?

By Dennis Lee February 29th, 2024 Read More
We Ate At Kernel, NYC's New Robot-Run Fast Food Joint

By Luke Gralia February 26th, 2024 Read More
Burger King's Fiery Big Fish Sandwich Isn't Much Of A Catch

By Dennis Lee February 19th, 2024 Read More
Taco Bell's New Cheesy Chicken Crispanada Brings The Crunch

By Dennis Lee February 16th, 2024 Read More
MTN DEW Baja Blast Hot Sauce Is A Gorgeous Oddity

By Marnie Shure February 12th, 2024 Read More
Space Dunk Oreos Are Interstellar Fun

By Dennis Lee January 31st, 2024 Read More
Buffalo Cheetos Are An Odd Ode To Wings

By Dennis Lee January 31st, 2024 Read More
The Hotel Pan That Changed My Life

By Stacey Ballis January 31st, 2024 Read More
Yes, This Water Dispenser Costs $1,500—Here's Why It's Worth It

By Stacey Ballis January 30th, 2024 Read More
Buy Eggs From A Gas Station

By Danny Palumbo January 11th, 2024 Read More
What Sonic's Peanut Butter Bacon Burger Is Missing

By Danny Palumbo January 10th, 2024 Read More
Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream Is Tearing Us Apart

By Marnie Shure January 8th, 2024 Read More
Dave's 'Not' Chicken Is Pure Cauliflower Power

By Luke Gralia January 8th, 2024 Read More
Starbucks' Newest Breakfast Item Is Its Least Practical Yet

By Marnie Shure January 5th, 2024 Read More
Starbucks Shakes Up Its Menu With Iced Hazelnut Espresso

By Angela L. Pagán January 5th, 2024 Read More
All Hail Dirtbag Nachos, The Official Lunch Of Feral Girl Summer

By Lillian Stone December 19th, 2023 Read More
Don't Buy Evil Chocolate

By Lillian Stone December 19th, 2023 Read More
9 Ways To Bulk Up Your Wimpy Office Sandwiches

By Lillian Stone December 19th, 2023 Read More
One Ingredient In Starbucks' Chocolate Cream Cold Brew Makes All The Difference

By Lillian Stone December 19th, 2023 Read More
How To Bring Your Charcoal Grill Out Of Hibernation

By Lillian Stone December 19th, 2023 Read More