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  • 2018 Isn't Done With Us Yet: Ritz Products Under Precautionary Recall

    By Gwen Ihnat July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • This Star Trek Vodka Boldly Goes Where Blah Blah You Get It

    By Allison Shoemaker July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Starbucks To Open First U.S. "Signing Store" Staffed By ASL-Proficient Staff

    By Kate Bernot July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Try To Contain The Excitement Of Camilla's Royal Birthday Cake

    By Allison Shoemaker July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Baltimore Banishes Sugary Sodas From Kids' menus

    By Gwen Ihnat July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • American Cheese No Longer America's Cheese

    By Gwen Ihnat July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Chick-Fil-A Will Now Sell Meal Kits For Those Who Like Chicken But Hate Convenience

    By Kevin Pang July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Meat Industry Beefs Up Propaganda To Combat "forced Vegetarianism" In The Workplace

    By Kate Bernot July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Thousands Of People Want To Drink Putrid Mummy Juice Found In Egyptian Sarcophagus

    By Kate Bernot July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Look At This Alleged Russian Spy's Wet Eggs

    By Allison Shoemaker July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • How Do Food TV Hosts Eat Gracefully On Camera?

    By Kate Bernot July 23rd, 2018 Read More
  • Last Call: Greetings From The World's Most Depressing City

    By Kevin Pang July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • McDonald's And Starbucks Joins Forces To Invent Compostable Cup Of The Future

    By Gwen Ihnat July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Cheat Day Land Museum Here To Perpetrate Unhealthy Relationships With Food

    By Gwen Ihnat July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Baby's Reward For Being Born In Chick-Fil-A Is Free Nugs For Rest Of Her Goddamn Life

    By Kevin Pang July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Woman Who Jumps Behind Burger King Counter To Help Cook is The Takeout's Employee Of The Month

    By Kevin Pang July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • BREAKING: Everyone Drinking More

    By Allison Shoemaker July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • British Grocer Introduces Weekly "Quieter Hour" For Shoppers With Autism

    By Kate Bernot July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Shake Shack Cosplays As Bob's Burgers For San Diego Comic Con

    By Allison Shoemaker July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Texans Bake Cookies, Roast Hot Dogs On Hot Car Dashboard

    By Kate Bernot July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Takes-No-Shit Waitress Body-Slams Groping Customer

    By Gwen Ihnat July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • Noodles & Co. Shake Off Long Slump Thanks To Non-Noodles

    By Kate Bernot July 20th, 2018 Read More
  • With Fava Beans And Chianti: What Would Humans Taste Like?

    By Calle Hack July 19th, 2018 Read More
  • Last Call: You Should Read Michael Pollan's Book On Psychedelics And Listen To Dinosaur Jr.

    By Kate Bernot July 19th, 2018 Read More
  • "Went To The Cemetery And Saw A Family Grilling On A Tombstone" Is not a Smiths Song

    By Kevin Pang July 19th, 2018 Read More
  • Restaurant To Family Of Girl Who Pocketed Tip Money: Return It And We'll Take Down The Video

    By Gwen Ihnat July 19th, 2018 Read More
  • Aldi's Color-Changing Gin Is Magical, Drinkable, And Unavailable Stateside

    By Allison Shoemaker July 19th, 2018 Read More
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