News - The Takeout

Treat Yourself To Gourmet Jarred Tuna Ya Fancy Bastard

By Kevin Pang August 21st, 2018 Read More
Funfetti: An Investigation

By Kate Bernot August 21st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: RIP "ladies First" Restaurant Service

By Kate Bernot August 21st, 2018 Read More
Ice Cream Entrepreneur Invites You To Blow $60K On A Pint Of Vanilla

By Allison Shoemaker August 21st, 2018 Read More
Nashville Man Accused Of Assault With Biscuit

By Kevin Pang August 21st, 2018 Read More
Farewell, Beloved Midwestern Potato Chips Seyfert's, We Hardly Knew Ye

By Allison Shoemaker August 21st, 2018 Read More
Why Did Google Invent A Fake Pizza Company Called Doctor Fork?

By Kate Bernot August 21st, 2018 Read More
Backyard Chickens Don't Need $30 Diapers

By Kate Bernot August 21st, 2018 Read More
Burrito Time App Does One Thing: Gives Away Free Burritos At Burrito'clock

By Allison Shoemaker August 21st, 2018 Read More
Can Someone Please Get This Singing Chicken-Rights Protestor Some Chicken Pants?

By Allison Shoemaker August 21st, 2018 Read More
Animal Crackers Are Liberated From Their Two-Dimensional Prison Thanks To PETA

By Kate Bernot August 21st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Are We Heading For A Boozeless Future?

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
Lawsuit Over resurfaced Kitchen Nightmares clips Exposes The Show's Biggest Flaw

By Kevin Pang August 20th, 2018 Read More
Polish Off That Resume And Apply To Be A World-Traveling Gin Taster

By Allison Shoemaker August 20th, 2018 Read More
Two Florida Chick-Fil-As Open Within 587 Feet Of Each Other

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
Is There A Worse Wedding Gift Than 6 George Foreman Grills?

By Allison Shoemaker August 20th, 2018 Read More
Processed Meats Like Bacon And Jerky Linked To Manic Episodes

By Gwen Ihnat August 20th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: End Of Ze World Redux, The Art Of Cardistry, Paddington 2

By Kevin Pang August 20th, 2018 Read More
Hawaiians Protest Midwestern Poke Restaurant Claiming Dibs On "Aloha" Name

By Gwen Ihnat August 20th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: A Writer Reveals His Fashion Addiction, And A Cute Chef Dog

By Kevin Pang August 20th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Pop Mashups And A Surrealist Graphic Designer

By Kevin Pang August 20th, 2018 Read More
Lyin' Liar IHOP Says IHOB Name Change Was Fake

By Gwen Ihnat August 20th, 2018 Read More
Dunkin' Employee Fired For Writing Insulting Note On Customer's Cup

By Gwen Ihnat August 20th, 2018 Read More
German Restaurant Bans Kids During Dinner To Create "an Oasis Of Peace"

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
Sasha Baron Cohen Feeds "human Meat" To Rapturous Food Critic

By Allison Shoemaker August 20th, 2018 Read More
Customers Threaten Violence Over Hot Dog Shop's Switch From Crinkle-Cut Fries

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
Student, Short 15 Cents, Gets Lunch Dumped In Trash By Truly Outstanding Cafeteria Worker

By Allison Shoemaker August 20th, 2018 Read More