News - The Takeout

Ellis Island Exhibit Celebrates America's Most Beloved Immigrant: Pizza

By Kate Bernot June 21st, 2019 Read More
Only The Sickest Brats: McCormick's New Grill Doubles As DJ Station

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 21st, 2019 Read More
New Jersey Cruelly Barred From Betting On Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

By Kate Bernot June 21st, 2019 Read More
Pizza Hut Resuscitates '80s Logo In Grab For Sweet, Sweet Nostalgia Dollars

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 21st, 2019 Read More
Virginia Arby's Shuts Down Under Pressure From Local Rats

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 21st, 2019 Read More
Hey KFC Cheetos Fried Chicken Sandwich, Call Me?

By Kate Bernot June 21st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Let's All Share Our Favorite TV Music Performances

By Kevin Pang June 20th, 2019 Read More
Man Reacts In Worst Possible Way To Roommate Finishing His Food

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 20th, 2019 Read More
Panera Wants To Keep Customers Around For Dinner

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 20th, 2019 Read More
Bell's Two Hearted Tops A Beer List We Can't Argue With

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2019 Read More
Fleetwood McDonald's Workers Got To Meet Fleetwood Mac

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2019 Read More
Woman Named Marijuana Pepsi Now A Doctor

By Kevin Pang June 20th, 2019 Read More
Dairy Queen Giving Away Free Summer Cones... For A Price

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 20th, 2019 Read More
Burger King's Tagged Instagram Photos Full Of Dicks

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2019 Read More
What's The Saddest Meal You've Eaten?

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2019 Read More
Reality TV Makes Drinking Look Too Fun, Experts Warn

By Kate Bernot June 19th, 2019 Read More
Study: Vitamins Bullshit Waste Of Money

By Kate Bernot June 19th, 2019 Read More
Popeyes Already Has A Tie-In "Wingspan Box" For Zion Williamson

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 19th, 2019 Read More
The Subversive Pleasures Of Eating Hot Foods Cold

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Best Short Story Ever Told On Twitter

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2019 Read More
Americans Say Biggest Benefit Of Immigration Is Better Food

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2019 Read More
Long Island Man Allegedly Robs Dunkin', Attempts Escape Via Uber

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 18th, 2019 Read More
More Less-Than-Perfect Kellogg's Cereals Find Second Life As Beer

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 18th, 2019 Read More
What Are Sports Fans really Eating Out Of Giant Mayo Tubs?

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2019 Read More
U.K. Man Sues Brewery, Claiming Pink IPA Is "Gender Discrimination"

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 18th, 2019 Read More
Chick-Fil-A Is Growing So Fast It Could Surpass Starbucks

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A Cheat Sheet For Decoding Vietnamese Pho Menus

By Kevin Pang June 17th, 2019 Read More