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This Month In Overturned Trucks: Bell Peppers, Potatoes, Fruit

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2019 Read More
National Disaster Declared As Popeyes Says It Will Run Out Of Chicken Sandwiches This Week

By Kevin Pang August 27th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Here's Which Coffee Chain To Hit When You Need Fast Wi-Fi

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2019 Read More
Red Bull To Pay Canadians Who Did Not Receive Wings After Drinking It

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 27th, 2019 Read More
China Went HAM For Its First Costco

By Kevin Pang August 27th, 2019 Read More
Busch Wants To Put A Deer-Shooting Arcade Game In Your Home

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2019 Read More
Aluminum Cup Maker: Ditch Red Solo Cups, Make Beer Pong More Environmentally Friendly

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 27th, 2019 Read More
KFC's New Scoop-Of-Sides Policy Opens Door To Literal Mash-Ups

By Kate Bernot August 27th, 2019 Read More
Gold Digger: Revisiting Long John Silver's After A Crispy-Fried Childhood

By Jon Yates August 26th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What Recipe Would You Teach A Person Who Had Zero Cooking Experience?

By Kate Bernot August 26th, 2019 Read More
All Our Popeyes' Chicken Sandwich Coverage Gave Them $23 Million In Free Press

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 26th, 2019 Read More
Study: Crows Getting High Cholesterol From Fast Food

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 26th, 2019 Read More
For The Record, Dairy Queen Burgers Are Not Made Of Human Flesh

By Kate Bernot August 26th, 2019 Read More
KFC Testing Beyond Plant-Based "Chicken"

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 26th, 2019 Read More
SweeTARTS Are Queer Now

By Kate Bernot August 26th, 2019 Read More
Starbucks Now Also Declaring That Fall Officially Starts In August [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 26th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Gather 'Round Kids, Let Me Tell You A Crawfish Story

By Kevin Pang August 23rd, 2019 Read More
So What Does The Internet Have To Say About Achieving Super Crispy Chicken Skin?

By Kevin Pang August 23rd, 2019 Read More
This Week In Hungry Bears

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 23rd, 2019 Read More
Burger King Employee Fired For Denying Deaf Woman Service

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 23rd, 2019 Read More
We Regret To Inform You People Are Still Licking Ice Cream Containers For Internet Points

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 22nd, 2019 Read More
Unfortunately, KFC's New Mac & Cheese Bowls Are Missing One Crucial Element

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 22nd, 2019 Read More
America Reels From National Shortage Of Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 22nd, 2019 Read More
The Right Way To Cut A Cake For Optimal Freshness (It's Not The Wedge Method)

By Kevin Pang August 21st, 2019 Read More
Wendy's Went From Wholesome Fast-Food Darling To Dickish Internet Troll

By Kevin Pang August 21st, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell Will Stop At Nothing In Forcing A Lifestyle Brand Upon Us

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 21st, 2019 Read More
Whole Foods CEO: Plant-Based "Meat" Not All That Good For You

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 21st, 2019 Read More