News - The Takeout

We Are About To Descend Into Halloumi Hell

By Aimee Levitt November 25th, 2019 Read More
Forget The Granny Cart And Let A Robot Carry Your Groceries

By Allison Robicelli November 25th, 2019 Read More
Florida Town Loses Its Only Commercial Grocery Store, So It Opens Its Own

By Aimee Levitt November 25th, 2019 Read More
Romaine Is Dangerous Once More

By Marnie Shure November 25th, 2019 Read More
5 Lessons I've Learned From 27 Years Of Hosting Thanksgiving

By Stacey Ballis November 25th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Scorsese's The Irishman restores Little Italy To All Its '70s Glory

By Allison Robicelli November 22nd, 2019 Read More
'Cornbread Dressing Is So Much More Than A Thanksgiving Side Dish'

By Aimee Levitt November 22nd, 2019 Read More
Chef Sues Michelin For The Insult Of Recommending His Restaurant

By Marnie Shure November 22nd, 2019 Read More
Good Samaritan Returns Lost Wedding Ring To Grocery Bagger

By Allison Robicelli November 22nd, 2019 Read More
Teens Overwhelmingly Engage With Junk Food On Social Media Because There's No Kale TikTok

By Kate Bernot November 22nd, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Workers Sue Chain For Failure To Protect Them From Violent Customers

By Aimee Levitt November 22nd, 2019 Read More
France Scraps Dry January Campaign After Alleged Pressure From Winemakers

By Marnie Shure November 22nd, 2019 Read More
International Chocolate Thief Drives Off With 20 Tons Of Milka

By Allison Robicelli November 22nd, 2019 Read More
Watch Your Back, KFC: Popeyes Is Moving In On China

By Aimee Levitt November 22nd, 2019 Read More
All Hard Candies Are Either A Coke Or A Pepsi

By Marnie Shure November 22nd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Here's The Half-Ton Green Bean Casserole No One Asked For

By Kate Bernot November 21st, 2019 Read More
Dispute Over 99-Pack Of Beer Resolved In Best Way Possible

By Kate Bernot November 21st, 2019 Read More
Pizza Robot Now Has Money To Take Over The World

By Aimee Levitt November 21st, 2019 Read More
The Oyster "R" Rule Is More Than 4,000 Years Old, Archaeologists Discover

By Aimee Levitt November 21st, 2019 Read More
Lawsuits Demand Restaurants Provide Braille-Printed Gift Cards

By Marnie Shure November 21st, 2019 Read More
Sorry, Your Old KitchenAid Mixer Is Super Basic

By Kate Bernot November 21st, 2019 Read More
Pop-Tarts And Pretzels Announce Baby Due In January

By Allison Robicelli November 21st, 2019 Read More
You Can Blame Global Warming For Burger King's Zesty Sauce Shortage

By Aimee Levitt November 21st, 2019 Read More
Finally, New Orleans Residents Can Dine At The Airport Just Because

By Marnie Shure November 21st, 2019 Read More
Hamburger Helper Makes The Worst Thanksgiving Ever

By Aimee Levitt November 21st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: We Salute The Robin Hood Of McNuggets

By Marnie Shure November 20th, 2019 Read More
Americans Have Spoken: Cranberry Sauce Is The Worst Thanksgiving Food

By Aimee Levitt November 20th, 2019 Read More