Authorities Nab Pumpkin-Smashers Responsible For $30,000 In Damages

By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More

My Goal In Life Is To Create The Perfect Bowl Of Ramen

By Mike Satinover November 1st, 2018 Read More

I'm Thrilled Fishless Vegan "Tuna" Exists, If Only For Its Punny Name

By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More

Should You Impose A "candy Tax" On Your Kids' Halloween Stash?

By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More

U.K. Might Change Laws Because Too Many People Are Getting Sloshed At The Airport

By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More

Just Try To Be Offended By The New Starbucks Holiday Cups

By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More

Packaged Avocado Toast "Kits" Are Either Genius Or Insufferable

By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More

Halloween Kicks Off My Annual Months-Long War On Candy

By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More

Make Crock-Pot Potato-Pea Curry And Conquer Meatless Mondays (Or Any Day)

By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More

Hey Diana Gabaldon, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More

Last Call: Finally, A Drunk Emoji!

By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More

Iowa Man Spends $3,000 On Trick-Or-Treat Candy—can We Have His Address, Please?

By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More

"Let's Murder Vegans Haha" Magazine Editor Resigns

By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More

Behold The Skull Calzone, 2018's Best Novelty Halloween Foodstuff

By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More

WeWork Now Limits NYC Workers To Measly 4 Free Beers Per Day

By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More

Cutie-Pie Baby Named After Colonel Sanders Gets $11,000 From KFC 

By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More

Let's share Our Awkward Halloween Stories, Shall We?

By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More

Ben & Jerry's Releases Pecan Resist Flavor, Part Of A Campaign To "Lick Injustice" 

By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More

Man Caught Tasting Soup Directly From Hot Bar's Ladle, Horrifying Entire World

By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More

Why Do People Bob For Apples?

By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More

This Month In Overturned Trucks: Bagel Bites, Corona Light, Lots Of Cows

By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More

What Exactly Is A Circus Peanut?

By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More

Italian Bike Commuters Rewarded With Free Beer, Gelato

By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More

Russell Westbrook Trades Large Shoe For Slice Of Pizza, Gets Stiffed On The Pizza

By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More

Austin Bar Dresses Up As Moe's Tavern For Halloween, Complete With Duff And Squishees

By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More

We Admit To The Following Unpopular Candy Opinions

By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More

Stop Feeding Subway Bread To Deer, Warns Colorado Wildlife Agency

By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More