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  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018

    Authorities Nab Pumpkin-Smashers Responsible For $30,000 In Damages

    By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • Cook
    Cook By Mike Satinover November 1st, 2018

    My Goal In Life Is To Create The Perfect Bowl Of Ramen

    By Mike Satinover November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018

    I'm Thrilled Fishless Vegan "Tuna" Exists, If Only For Its Punny Name

    By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018

    Should You Impose A "candy Tax" On Your Kids' Halloween Stash?

    By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018

    U.K. Might Change Laws Because Too Many People Are Getting Sloshed At The Airport

    By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018

    Just Try To Be Offended By The New Starbucks Holiday Cups

    By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018

    Packaged Avocado Toast "Kits" Are Either Genius Or Insufferable

    By Kate Bernot November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018

    Halloween Kicks Off My Annual Months-Long War On Candy

    By Gwen Ihnat November 1st, 2018 Read More
  • Cooking
    Cooking By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018

    Make Crock-Pot Potato-Pea Curry And Conquer Meatless Mondays (Or Any Day)

    By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Fast Food
    Fast Food By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018

    Hey Diana Gabaldon, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018

    Last Call: Finally, A Drunk Emoji!

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018

    Iowa Man Spends $3,000 On Trick-Or-Treat Candy—can We Have His Address, Please?

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018

    "Let's Murder Vegans Haha" Magazine Editor Resigns

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018

    Behold The Skull Calzone, 2018's Best Novelty Halloween Foodstuff

    By Allison Shoemaker October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018

    WeWork Now Limits NYC Workers To Measly 4 Free Beers Per Day

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Chicken Chains
    Chicken Chains By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018

    Cutie-Pie Baby Named After Colonel Sanders Gets $11,000 From KFC 

    By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018

    Let's share Our Awkward Halloween Stories, Shall We?

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018

    Ben & Jerry's Releases Pecan Resist Flavor, Part Of A Campaign To "Lick Injustice" 

    By Gwen Ihnat October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018

    Man Caught Tasting Soup Directly From Hot Bar's Ladle, Horrifying Entire World

    By Kate Bernot October 31st, 2018 Read More
  • Cook
    Cook By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018

    Why Do People Bob For Apples?

    By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018

    This Month In Overturned Trucks: Bagel Bites, Corona Light, Lots Of Cows

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018

    What Exactly Is A Circus Peanut?

    By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018

    Italian Bike Commuters Rewarded With Free Beer, Gelato

    By Gwen Ihnat October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018

    Russell Westbrook Trades Large Shoe For Slice Of Pizza, Gets Stiffed On The Pizza

    By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018

    Austin Bar Dresses Up As Moe's Tavern For Halloween, Complete With Duff And Squishees

    By Allison Shoemaker October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • News
    News By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018

    We Admit To The Following Unpopular Candy Opinions

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
  • Sandwich Shops
    Sandwich Shops By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018

    Stop Feeding Subway Bread To Deer, Warns Colorado Wildlife Agency

    By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2018 Read More
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