Science Proves What North Dakota Already Knew: People In Cold Places Drink More

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Jell-O Debuts Parents' worst Nightmare: Edible Slime

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Are 3 John Cenas Performing Spoken-Word Poetry About Vodka, Or Are We High?

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McDonald's Makes Another Tweak To Happy Meals

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Arby's Debuts Arbynator Sandwich, Which Has Curly Fries On It

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How To Experience The Glories Of The Whiskey Infinity Bottle

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Ask The Salty Waitress: How Can I Correct A Server Who Mispronounces A Dish?

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Last Call: Let's Talk About Our Favorite Birthday Meals

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Detroit Tigers Concession Worker Sentenced After Being Filmed Spitting In Customers' Pizza [Updated]

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Do You Call It Stuffing Or Dressing?

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Okay, which Takeout commenter Wrote This 'In-N-Out Is Overrated' Op-Ed? Declare Yourself

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A Skeptic Reconsiders Colorado's "Bike-Share But For Coffee Mugs"

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More

High School Kids Apologize For Freakin' Awesome Food Fight That Trashed A Whataburger

By Gwen Ihnat November 15th, 2018 Read More

Former Sheriff's Deputy Gets Jail Time For Smuggling Meth In KFC Mashed Potatoes

By Allison Shoemaker November 15th, 2018 Read More

New "smart" Instant Pot Model Connects To Wifi, Might Become Sentient

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More

World's Biggest Ketchup Fan Storms McDonald's Kitchen Because She Didn't Get Enough Packets

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Starbucks Holiday Drink In China Features "snowy Cheese"

By Gwen Ihnat November 15th, 2018 Read More

Australians In Despair Over Change To Popular Hot Dog Toppings

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More

The Takeout turns One Today, And We Thank You For Reading

By Kevin Pang November 15th, 2018 Read More

Last Call: Netflix Will Debut An Entire Series About Dogs, Called Dogs

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More

Holy Molé: A Beginner's Guide To Mexico's Heaven-Sent Sauce

By Jesse Valenciana November 14th, 2018 Read More

I'll Never Solve My Grandma's Green Bean Casserole Recipe, But I Won't Stop Trying

By Allison Shoemaker November 14th, 2018 Read More

Keurig Tests Cocktail-Pod Machine For Those Who Can't Be Bothered To Mix A Gin And Tonic

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2018 Read More

What Constitutes "Stealing" From A Breakfast Buffet?

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2018 Read More

Sad Excuse For Birthday Cake, Or Late 20th-Century Minimalist Art?

By Kate Bernot November 14th, 2018 Read More

Stovetop Lasagna Is The King Of One-Pan Dinners

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2018 Read More

Florida Woman Kicked Out Of Red Lobster Then Steals Red Lobster

By Kevin Pang November 14th, 2018 Read More