Alert, Alert! No More Potato Cakes At Arby's!

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Busch Wants To Give Your Lazy, Freeloading Dog An Actual Paying Job [Updated]

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You Order A Well-Done Steak On A First Date. Will The Romance Go Up In Flames?

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Wildfires Make California Wine Taste Like An Ashtray [Updated]

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Virginia Chef Dishes Out Brood X Cicada Tacos

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Last Call: How Do You Overcome A Food Aversion?

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Catholic School Says Students Can Sit Under Nice Tree Once They Learn Some Damn Respect

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The Real Reason Your Pets Are So Addicted To Their Store-Bought Food

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Thief Apprehended After He Falls Through The Ceiling Of An Idaho Subway

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Skittles Says Screw It, Releases Bags Of All Lime

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@PicturesofDives Is The @NonstandardMcDonalds Of Dive Bars

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TIL McDonald's Serves Five Different Types Of Eggs, And One Is Superior To The Rest

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Last Call: Have You Ever Gotten Free Fast Food Just By Asking?

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Aldi Fans Devise Genius Two-Ingredient Booze Sacks

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The U.S. Government Is Buying $40 Million Worth Of Pistachios And $70 Million Of Seafood

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Auntie Anne's Moves Beyond The Mall To Open Its First Drive-Thru

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Mosaic And Citra Hops Belong In So Much More Than Beer

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A Definitive Guide To A True And Proper Midwestern Pub Mix

By Nick Leggin May 20th, 2021 Read More

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The Big Honkin' Guide To America's Regional Pizza Styles

By Dennis Lee May 20th, 2021 Read More

Last Call: Would You Still Pay $100 To Get Your Birthday Piecaken Shipped From New York?

By Aimee Levitt May 19th, 2021 Read More

Fortune Cookie Lottery Numbers Actually Work. Who Knew?

By Dennis Lee May 19th, 2021 Read More

Our Top 5 Fast Food Items Of 2021, So Far (And None Of Them Are Chicken Sandwiches)

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