Reviews - The Takeout

Zaxby's Joins The Fried Chicken Wars, Loaded With Ammunition And Special Sauce

By Aimee Levitt April 27th, 2021 Read More
TGI Fridays Has A New Circus-Themed Menu Of Fried Delights, And We Sampled Them All

By Allison Robicelli April 21st, 2021 Read More
Portillo's Enters The Chicken Sandwich Wars With A Perfectly Decent Offering

By Dennis Lee April 9th, 2021 Read More
Here's The Very Best Way To Sauté Mushrooms

By Allison Robicelli March 29th, 2021 Read More
Clean Everything Coffee Touches With Cafiza

By Marnie Shure March 17th, 2021 Read More
Einstein's Texas Brisket Egg Sandwich Is Proudly, Inauthentically From Anywhere

By Aimee Levitt March 15th, 2021 Read More
Chipotle Finally Releases A Quesadilla, And Yes, It's Good

By Dennis Lee March 9th, 2021 Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Should I Pre-Tip Before A Meal?

By Aimee Levitt March 9th, 2021 Read More
Instant Cream Of Wheat: Sweet Delicious Mortar For A Sad Man

By Nick Leggin February 24th, 2021 Read More
McDonald's Trio Of New Crispy Chicken Sandwiches Are Too Bland, Too Spicy, And Just Right

By Allison Robicelli February 24th, 2021 Read More
The Wonders Of Wondra, The Instant Mixing Flour

By Dennis Lee February 18th, 2021 Read More
Is Whataburger's Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit An Achievement, A Mistake, Or A Holy Mystery?

By Danny Palumbo February 18th, 2021 Read More
Wendy's Jalapeño Popper Chicken Sandwich Has No Reason To Be This Cocky

By Allison Robicelli February 18th, 2021 Read More
Hot Butterscotch Soothes The Lonely, Socially Deprived Beast Within

By Aimee Levitt February 16th, 2021 Read More
Ask A Pizza Maker: All Your Crusty Queries, Answered

By Dennis Lee February 10th, 2021 Read More
I Will Never Stop Thinking About "We Like Pizza," An Earworm From Nowhere

By Wil Williams February 9th, 2021 Read More
The Detroit Double Pepperoni Is The Best Thing Pizza Hut Has Made In Years

By Dennis Lee January 29th, 2021 Read More
Boston Market Enters The Fried Chicken Sandwich Wars, Might Want To Rethink That Decision

By Dennis Lee January 27th, 2021 Read More
Bollywood Kitchen is A Fresh Take On Pandemic Programming

By Allison Robicelli January 26th, 2021 Read More
How A Webcomic About A Restaurant Became My Pandemic Parable

By Priyanka Bose January 20th, 2021 Read More
It's '80s Week On The Great British Baking Show, And It's The Cakes—not Their Bakers—having A Meltdown

By Allison Robicelli January 14th, 2021 Read More
Make A Great Soup By Taking All The Right Shortcuts

By Yveka Pierre January 14th, 2021 Read More
Cauliflower Rice Can Be Great (If You Don't Treat It Like Rice)

By Allison Robicelli January 12th, 2021 Read More
Chipotle's Cauliflower Rice Is Good On Paper—and Only On Paper

By Dennis Lee January 12th, 2021 Read More
The Quicker You Eat The KFC Chicken Sandwich, The Better

By Marnie Shure January 7th, 2021 Read More
Tchibo Made A Black Coffee Drinker Out Of Me

By Aimee Levitt January 7th, 2021 Read More
Starbucks' Pistachio Latte Excels As A Midday Diversion

By Allison Robicelli January 6th, 2021 Read More