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Pumpkin Pie Milk Is The Latest Curiosity On Supermarket Shelves

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Nothing Says "Holy Matrimony" Like A Subway Sandwich

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We Need To Avoid Deli Meats For A While. Oh, Dear God, No!

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Alas, You Only Get One Free Slurpee During 7-Eleven's Free Slurpee Month

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Enterprising College Kid Cranks Out Fancy Lattes From His Dorm Room

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Bring Unto Me Thy Beer Bong, For I Shall Chug The Goose Turd Beer

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Jack Daniel's Has No Patience For Dog Poop Jokes

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Woman Uses Frozen Chicken As Projectile In Walmart Brawl

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Prosecco, Prosekar, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

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Why Is Thanksgiving The Fourth Thursday In November? So You Can Buy More Junk

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Kellogg's Is Combining Two Cereals For Unprecedented Breakfast Pleasure

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Dunkin' Debuts A Different Kind Of Bean

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Argentinian Beer Pirates Make Off With 185 Gallons Of Yeasty Plunder

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Tell Us About Your Family's Most Unique Holiday Tradition

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Why Everyone Loves The Snickers 'Dick Vein,' According To Science

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I Had The Time Of My Life At A Chopped Birthday Party

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Drop The Deep-Fried Butter And Tell Us About Your Favorite Fair Food

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Does Your Coffee Taste Like Gasoline? You Might Have COVID-19

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This Scary Robot Nose Will Tell You If You Need To Trash Those Past-Their-"best By" Date Chicken Thighs

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Sacramento Farm Seeks Dedicated Chicken Hatchers

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Barcelona Declares 11 Iconic Bodegas "Protected Sites"

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A New Documentary Will Celebrate Outlandish McDonald's Locations—but Only With Your Help

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The Real Reason No One Eats On The Bachelor Is Kind Of Boring

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Diamonds And Plastic Are Forever, But This Bamboo Tableware Biodegrades In 60 Days

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Do You Eat Handheld Foods With A Fork And Knife?

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Waffle House Releases Bacon-Scented Beer, Proves God Not Dead

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It's National Fast Food Day, And The Big Ten Network Wants To See Some Brawls

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