News - The Takeout

Last Call: Critics Have No Appetite For New Netflix Show Insatiable

By Kate Bernot August 9th, 2018 Read More
Grocer Offers In-Store Diabetes And Cholesterol Tours

By Kevin Pang August 9th, 2018 Read More
Guinness Opened A $50 Million Brewery In Maryland—that Doesn't Brew Its Classic Stout

By Kate Bernot August 9th, 2018 Read More
Genius Packaging Finally Solves Scourge Of Overripe Bananas

By Gwen Ihnat August 9th, 2018 Read More
New Mom Blames Breakfast For Her Failed Drug Test

By Gwen Ihnat August 9th, 2018 Read More
Edible Arrangements To America: Please Buy Our Smoothies

By Kate Bernot August 9th, 2018 Read More
Rotten Fruit Is Making Wasps Drunk And Angrier

By Gwen Ihnat August 9th, 2018 Read More
Maine Chefs Spare Life Of Blue Lobster That Was "too Interesting To Cook"

By Kate Bernot August 9th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Joey Chestnut Aims To Eat More Than A Pound Of Wisconsin Cheese Curds Per Minute

By Kate Bernot August 8th, 2018 Read More
Employees Of A U.K. Burger King Will Hear Toto's "Africa" 108 Times Today

By Kate Bernot August 8th, 2018 Read More
TIL There Used To Be A Crow Meat Lovers Association

By Allison Shoemaker August 8th, 2018 Read More
Unsurprisingly, All Is Not Well Over At Papa John's HQ

By Gwen Ihnat August 8th, 2018 Read More
Florida Restaurant Publicly Cancels NFL Cable Package To Protest Anthem Protests

By Kate Bernot August 8th, 2018 Read More
Collapsed Bourbon Distillery Literally Picks Up The Pieces, One Barrel At A Time

By Allison Shoemaker August 8th, 2018 Read More
Mom Looking To Rent Orange Feline For Garfield-Themed Party Might Not Know How Cats Work

By Gwen Ihnat August 8th, 2018 Read More
Rice Krispies Treats Offers Braille "Love Note" Kit For Kids With Low Vision

By Kevin Pang August 8th, 2018 Read More
SUUUURGE IIIIIIIS BAAAAACK

By Kate Bernot August 8th, 2018 Read More
Amazon Launches 30-Minute Grocery Pickup At Whole Foods

By Allison Shoemaker August 8th, 2018 Read More
Breastfeeding Mom Has Great Response When Asked To "Cover Up"

By Gwen Ihnat August 8th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Lunchbox Dad Sets A High Bar For Back-To-School Lunches

By Gwen Ihnat August 7th, 2018 Read More
These American Fast-Food Chains Aren't Winning Any Popularity Contests

By Gwen Ihnat August 7th, 2018 Read More
John Prine Travels With Condiments, As Any Sensible Genius Does

By Allison Shoemaker August 7th, 2018 Read More
TIL My Dog's Bowl Is A Teeming Cesspool

By Kate Bernot August 7th, 2018 Read More
MillerCoors Says Kthxbye To "millennial Beer" Two Hats After Just 6 Months

By Kate Bernot August 7th, 2018 Read More
Is August 7 Too Early For Starbucks To Remind Us Fall Drinks Are Coming?

By Kevin Pang August 7th, 2018 Read More
Dog Who Started Fire After Stealing Pizza Is Still A Good Dog

By Allison Shoemaker August 7th, 2018 Read More
Customers Slept Over At Helsinki Supermarket To Escape Heat Wave

By Gwen Ihnat August 7th, 2018 Read More