News - The Takeout

How Iceland Developed A Taste For 'Forbidden' Burgers

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The World's Largest Chicken Nugget Isn't A Nugget At All

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Last Call: Tell Us About The Convenience Store That Makes Your Heart Sing

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2020 Gave Us A Lot Of Food-Themed Pet Names

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Will Papa John's New NY-Style Pizza Woo Customers Back To The Chain?

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7-Eleven Invites You To Drink Hot Peeps

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Rise And Brine: There's A New Doritos Flavor

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Coffee Pulp Will Save The World

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Domino's Controversy Powerbombs The Wrestling Community

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Time For An Old-Fashioned Juice Debate

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120-Year-Old Chocolates Found In War Helmet

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Can You Have Your Food And Wear It, Too?

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No More Sneaking Booze Onto Planes, You Rascals

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How Long Do You Really Hold Onto Leftovers?

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Last Call: Would You Break The Bank On Deluxe Mail-Order Vittles?

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Goldfish Launches Large Crackers For Large Adults

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Last Call: Do You Eat On The Couch?

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Knish From A Rose: U Of Michigan Releases Disgraced President's Horny Pastry Emails

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Traumatize Your Coworkers By Inviting A Giant Sentient Bean Into Your Next Zoom Meeting

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Cincinnati Is For (Beer) Lovers

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Which Food Deserves Its Own Documentary?

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Enraged Driver Charged With "Aggravated Menacing" After Brandishing Banana Peel

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Would You Get Tatted To Win Free Burgers For A Year?

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Distillers Won't Actually Have To Pay FDA Thousands Of Dollars For Making Hand Sanitizer

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Whole Foods Renegade Vows To Eat Raw Meat Daily Until He "Dies From Bacteria"

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Fluff Your Flour While Baking, Or Else

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Astonishingly Large Rabbit Refuses To Participate In Salad-Eating Contest

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