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Florida Fast-Food Workers Striking After Attack On McDonald's Employee

By Gwen Ihnat January 8th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Guessing That Marie Kondo Inspired A Few Cleanups Over The Holidays

By Gwen Ihnat January 7th, 2019 Read More
How To Thicken Soups, Stews, And Sauces For Stick-To-Your-Ribs Purposes

By A.E. Dwyer January 7th, 2019 Read More
New Beers Could Be Delayed As Government Shutdown Closes Label-Approval Office

By Kate Bernot January 7th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Taking Page Out Of Dunkin' Playbook With Upcoming Donut Sticks

By Gwen Ihnat January 7th, 2019 Read More
Baker Receives Probation For Sending THC-Laced Cookies To Baby Shower

By Gwen Ihnat January 7th, 2019 Read More
Only Half Of Americans Who Think They Have Food Allergies Actually Do

By Kate Bernot January 7th, 2019 Read More
Do Not Eat Chicken Tenders Spilled On Roadside, Warn Alabama Authorities

By Kate Bernot January 7th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Neil Gaiman Implores Us To "Make Good Art"

By Kevin Pang January 4th, 2019 Read More
"Ditch New Year's Resolution Day" is A Thing—a Helpful Thing

By Allison Shoemaker January 4th, 2019 Read More
1979 Doritos Bag Washes Up On North Carolina Trail

By Gwen Ihnat January 4th, 2019 Read More
Florida Men Briefly Stole Half-A-Mil Worth Of Patron, And We Have Notes

By Allison Shoemaker January 4th, 2019 Read More
IHOP And Applebee's Here To Enable Your New Year's Failure With Endless Pancakes, Riblets

By Gwen Ihnat January 4th, 2019 Read More
New Yorker Gives Up After Enduring 100-Plus Line At Salad Restaurant: "Go Fuck Yourselves"

By Gwen Ihnat January 4th, 2019 Read More
Qatar Introduces 100-Percent Alcohol Tax Ahead Of The 2022 World Cup

By Allison Shoemaker January 4th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Matching Little Libraries With Food Donations Is A Genius Idea

By Gwen Ihnat January 3rd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Mardi Gras King Cake Ice Cream And Ricky Jay

By Gwen Ihnat January 3rd, 2019 Read More
Piers Morgan And Vegan Sausage Roll In 2019's First Insufferable Twitter Squabble

By Gwen Ihnat January 3rd, 2019 Read More
Unpacking Elizabeth Warren's Critique Of Michelob Ultra As "The Club Soda Of Beers"

By Allison Shoemaker January 3rd, 2019 Read More
Dat Is vet! Stroopwafels Return To United Flights

By Gwen Ihnat January 3rd, 2019 Read More
What's Frankie Muniz Up To? Selling Fancy Olive Oil In Arizona And Loving Payroll

By Allison Shoemaker January 3rd, 2019 Read More
An Iowan Childhood Overflows With Loose Meat Sandwiches

By Jon Yates January 3rd, 2019 Read More
Girl Scout Cookie Season Is Here To Quash Your 2019 Resolutions

By Gwen Ihnat January 3rd, 2019 Read More
Chipotle, SlimFast Want In On That Sweet, Sweet Keto Diet Action

By Allison Shoemaker January 2nd, 2019 Read More
The Key To A Successful Veganuary, Dryuary, Or Whateveruary, Is Taking Tiny Steps

By Gwen Ihnat January 2nd, 2019 Read More
Great British Baking's Noel Fielding Says Prue Leith Feeds Leftover Bakes To Her Pigs

By Allison Shoemaker January 2nd, 2019 Read More
Welcome to The Takeout's second-Ever Art Exhibition

By Kevin Pang January 2nd, 2019 Read More