News - The Takeout

Portillo's Is Hiring Hundreds Of Drivers, Building Its Own Delivery Fleet

By Jacob Dean July 22nd, 2020 Read More
Scientists Accidentally Create New Type Of Fish, As One Does

By Marnie Shure July 22nd, 2020 Read More
Lightbulb Moment: How The Microwave Helps Me Cut Corners While Cooking

By Allison Robicelli July 22nd, 2020 Read More
A Parent's Guide To Avoiding Mealtime Meltdowns And Preserving Sanity

By Nick Leggin July 22nd, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Would You Drink Cereal Out Of A Cup?

By Allison Robicelli July 21st, 2020 Read More
Restaurant Declares Itself A "Mask-Free" Zone, And What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

By Allison Robicelli July 21st, 2020 Read More
Important Breaking News: Pets Do Not Subsist On Pet Food Alone

By Aimee Levitt July 21st, 2020 Read More
Snacks Vs. Fiction: An Investigation Of Fruit Snack Flavor Ratios

By Marnie Shure July 21st, 2020 Read More
Meat The Future: KFC Plans To Serve 3D-Printed Chicken Nuggets

By Aimee Levitt July 21st, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Don't Be Wary Of Dairy

By Marnie Shure July 20th, 2020 Read More
Kroger Is Taking The Phrase "Keep The Change" Literally

By Jacob Dean July 20th, 2020 Read More
Cocaine-Stuffed Coffee Beans Seized By Italian Police

By Allison Robicelli July 20th, 2020 Read More
The Minnesota State Fair Is Canceled, But Butter Sculpting Goes On

By Aimee Levitt July 20th, 2020 Read More
What's The Best Way To Build An Ice Cream Sundae?

By Aimee Levitt July 20th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Tomatoes And Witchcraft

By Allison Robicelli July 17th, 2020 Read More
It Turns Out Those Upside-Down Stone Brewing Labels Were An Ad Campaign

By Jacob Dean July 17th, 2020 Read More
It Might Be Time To Burn Food Media Down And Rebuild From Scratch

By Aimee Levitt July 17th, 2020 Read More
Food Companies Are Cutting Products In Response To COVID-19

By Jacob Dean July 17th, 2020 Read More
The Most Important Pastry Question Of Our Time: Pain Au Chocolat Or Chocolatine?

By Aimee Levitt July 17th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Observing The Most Endearing Of Fake Holidays

By Marnie Shure July 16th, 2020 Read More
British Pub Keeps Patrons At Arm's Length With Electric Fence

By Allison Robicelli July 16th, 2020 Read More
Men Shouldn't Have More Than One Drink Per Day, Say Buzzkill Scientists

By Allison Robicelli July 16th, 2020 Read More
Ivanka Trump Might Have Violated Ethics Laws With Her Beans [Update]

By Marnie Shure July 16th, 2020 Read More
What Did Fruits And Vegetables Look Like Hundreds Of Years Ago?

By Aimee Levitt July 16th, 2020 Read More
Start Brainstorming The Ice Cream Flavor Of Your Dreams, Everyone

By Marnie Shure July 16th, 2020 Read More
Meet The Teens Dressing Up Like Old People To Buy Booze

By Jacob Dean July 16th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Going To The Socially Distanced Farmers Market

By Aimee Levitt July 15th, 2020 Read More