Fast Food - The Takeout

Ranking Frozen Cocktails, From Glorious To Garbage

By Kate Bernot July 24th, 2018 Read More
How To Make A Perfectly Passable Margarita

By Allison Shoemaker July 24th, 2018 Read More
Magic Carrot Soup Is Fine-Dining Fancy—from A Microwave

By A.E. Dwyer July 23rd, 2018 Read More
Starbucks To Open First U.S. "Signing Store" Staffed By ASL-Proficient Staff

By Kate Bernot July 23rd, 2018 Read More
How To Make Maultaschen, Germany's Sacrilicious Meat Dumplings

By Adam H. Callaghan July 22nd, 2018 Read More
Beer Of The Week: Why Did It Take So Long To Put Anchor Steam In Cans?

By Kate Bernot July 22nd, 2018 Read More
McDonald's And Starbucks Joins Forces To Invent Compostable Cup Of The Future

By Gwen Ihnat July 20th, 2018 Read More
Baby's Reward For Being Born In Chick-Fil-A Is Free Nugs For Rest Of Her Goddamn Life

By Kevin Pang July 20th, 2018 Read More
Shake Shack Cosplays As Bob's Burgers For San Diego Comic Con

By Allison Shoemaker July 20th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Wants To Give You Free Socks Today And Free Fries On The Regular

By Allison Shoemaker July 19th, 2018 Read More
Breakfast Meat Scrapple: No Offal, Just Awful Good

By Stacey Ballis July 18th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Gifts Dog With Terminal Cancer Free Burgers For Life And Now I'm Verklempt

By Kate Bernot July 18th, 2018 Read More
Saltine-Crusted Pork Tenderloin Is The Midwest On A Plate

By Kevin Pang July 17th, 2018 Read More
Make Vichyssoise, The Classiest Cold Potato Soup

By Gwen Ihnat July 17th, 2018 Read More
Today In Taco Bell News: One Tragic Story, One Charming Tale

By Kate Bernot July 17th, 2018 Read More
You Can't Beet Borscht For Chilled Summer Soup

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
What's Your Perfect Monday-Night Beer?

By Kate Bernot July 16th, 2018 Read More
Make Gazpacho, A Spanish Summer In Sippable Form

By Kevin Pang July 15th, 2018 Read More
Ask Kate About Beer: What Exactly Is Cream Ale?

By Kate Bernot July 15th, 2018 Read More
Taco Bell Reveals That Nacho Fries Are Back In Demolition Man-Themed Trailer

By Gwen Ihnat July 15th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Cemetery Cider, Taco Bell Thanksgiving, And 48 Minutes Of Bebop Fury

By Kevin Pang July 13th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: A Moment Of Silence For Small-Town Dairy Queens

By Kate Bernot July 13th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Frickin' Millennials Don't Even Like Chick-Fil-A

By Kate Bernot July 13th, 2018 Read More
Make Bourbon Peach Cobbler In A Crock Pot Because Peaches + Booze + Slow Cooker = Dessert

By Allison Shoemaker July 13th, 2018 Read More
The Secret To Great Fried Chicken: Dunk In Brine Before Dunking In Oil

By Marah Eakin July 13th, 2018 Read More
Searching For A Real Cup Of Chai, Far Beyond The Starbucks

By Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya July 13th, 2018 Read More
Yes Whey! You Can Make Yogurt In Your Slow Cooker

By Kate Bernot July 12th, 2018 Read More