Last Call: Wasp Steals Noodle

One of life's simplest pleasures is a story so pure, so straightforward, that the headline writes itself. Behold: Wasp steals noodle. (Or maybe it's a bee; we're not entomologists.)

this is the funniest video ive seen in a while pic.twitter.com/cwVSpSIB3i

— 𝚓𝚎𝚗 (@beefstrips) May 14, 2019

A worthy sequel: Wasp steals tomato.

I have the same video but mine was a wasp and it took a bit of tomato pic.twitter.com/y9s4JYnQBS

— jya.bsky.social 🦋 (@Jyagantz) May 15, 2019

Like the worms hitching rides in McDonald's cups, I think these little guys deserve a Pixar feature, or at minimum, a tearjerking short. Pitch yours in the comments.