Prove Your Big Mac Love And Win This Fugly $12,500 "Bling Mac" Ring

Do you love Big Macs so much that you would like to walk around wearing a super-ugly, extremely gaudy $12,500 ring announcing your devotion? Yep, us neither. So we will not be enrolling in this new McDonald's contest, in which the most creative and romantic vows proclaiming love for the Big Mac and its related sandwiches could win this one-of-a-kind (we hope) ring.

We're not sure how this works: If you win the ring, can you pawn it to someone then for that five-figure sum? If so, who would that person be? Someone who really loves Big Macs but lacks your poetic genius? Otherwise, you're just walking around with a shiny eyesore that goes with nothing, headed eventually for a garage sale near you.

Nevertheless, people are posting their heartfelt vows on Twitter just the same, in the hopes of grabbing that victorious bling ring:

Golden Arches light, Bling ring ,music plays Pink that night. My Big Mac Daddy w/yr juicy meat special sauce running down my cheek. Twerking yr golden Buns throwing pickles onions and lettuce just 4 fun. Don't b shy please, show me yr cheese. Be mine forever as 1!!!

— Tammie Miller (@TammieM61482251) February 12, 2018

Before you, I thought, "One all beef patty ought to be enough."

I pondered, "I'm fond of sauce but to call one Special'd be tough."

Then, when I was at my hungriest, you embraced me. You were tasty.

So excuse me being sappy...
but you make every
meal
happy.#BlingMacContest

— Ben Brode (@bbrode) February 8, 2018