Talking America's Complicated Fast-Food Feelings With A Guy Who Sorted Through Them

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The Guac Is Not Extra At Chipotle Today

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Last Call: Adoptable Puppies Named For Taco Bell Foods Are Today's Internet Blessing

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A Taste Test To Determine The Best Barbecue Potato Chips

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Tempe Police's Free Beverage Campaign Awarded The Takeout's Worst PR Rollout Of 2019

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Study: Feeding Red Wine To Mice Makes Them Happy

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Cheesecake Factory, Jimmy John's Top Annual List Of Medically Inadvisable Foods

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Average Chick-Fil-A Makes Twice As Much In Sales As A McDonald's

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Ask The Salty Waitress: How Annoying Is It To Ask For A Table 15 Minutes Before Closing Time?

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More

How I Became An Instant Pot Ribs Convert

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Last Call: Alright, I Finally Tried Naturdays

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More

Pilsner, Often Derided As Fizzy Yellow Beer, Is The Gold Standard Of Lagers

By Andrew Gill July 29th, 2019 Read More

Copious Booze Blamed For Cruise Ship Brawl That, For The Record, Did Not Involve Clowns

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More

Survey: Delivery Drivers Want To Eat Your Food

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US Cybersecurity Agency Uses Pineapple Pizza To Warn Americans About Election Meddling

By Kate Bernot July 29th, 2019 Read More

Indianapolis Cop Claims Someone Bit His McDonald's Sandwich, Later Remembers It Was Him

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Anonymous Jerk Costs Idaho Pizzerias Hundreds With Prank Orders

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