The Takeout Investigates: What's The Ideal Level Of Jus Saturation For A Beef Sandwich?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More

Ask The Salty Waitress: Should I Let My Teenage Daughter Wait Tables?

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2019 Read More

Last Call: How To Stab A Straw Through A Potato Like A Ninja

By Kevin Pang August 1st, 2019 Read More

McDonald's Banned From Building Location Next To Ancient Roman Baths

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More

What Is Both An Old Testament Plague and A Pizza Topping?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More

Spanish Government Rules Burger King's Uniforms Are Sexually Discriminatory

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2019 Read More

Survey Says: Americans Are Hot On Blaze Pizza And In-N-Out, Cool On McDonald's

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer August 1st, 2019 Read More

The Spanish Fried Squid Sandwich That Almost Got Away

By A.E. Dwyer August 1st, 2019 Read More

Burger King's Impossible Whopper Arrives Nationwide Next Week

By Kate Bernot August 1st, 2019 Read More

Should You Wash And Reuse Ziploc Bags?

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More

Talking America's Complicated Fast-Food Feelings With A Guy Who Sorted Through Them

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More

Last Call: "If It Had Ham In It, It's Closer To A British Carbonara"

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More

Microwave Vs. Oven: Which Frozen Dinners Are Worth The Extra Time?

By Nick Leggin July 31st, 2019 Read More

What Happens When You Smoke A Whole Cheeseburger

By John Carruthers July 31st, 2019 Read More

Texas Man Faces Trial For Sending Chocolate Dick To Police Employee

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 31st, 2019 Read More

36% Of Americans Would Eat Salsa Mixed With Ranch Dressing

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More

Anheuser-Busch InBev Banned From Indian Capital For 3 Years

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 31st, 2019 Read More

The Guac Is Not Extra At Chipotle Today

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More

This Month In Overturned Trucks: Beer, Molasses, Pig Intestines

By Kate Bernot July 31st, 2019 Read More

You Too Can Make Linda's Hell Yeah Chicken Wings

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More

The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Party Dip

By Kevin Pang July 30th, 2019 Read More

Last Call: Adoptable Puppies Named For Taco Bell Foods Are Today's Internet Blessing

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More

When Should Halloween Be?

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 30th, 2019 Read More

A Taste Test To Determine The Best Barbecue Potato Chips

By Nick Leggin July 30th, 2019 Read More

Tempe Police's Free Beverage Campaign Awarded The Takeout's Worst PR Rollout Of 2019

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More

Study: Feeding Red Wine To Mice Makes Them Happy

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer July 30th, 2019 Read More

Cheesecake Factory, Jimmy John's Top Annual List Of Medically Inadvisable Foods

By Kate Bernot July 30th, 2019 Read More