Domino's Pizzas Are Half-Off This Week, And You Don't Have To Sell Your Soul Or Anything

Fast food chains just love deals. Can't get enough of 'em. They really, really want to give you one dollar fries and buy-one-get-one tenders and whatever else they can convince you to buy at a slightly steeper discount. But of late, those discounts come with a cost of some kind—downloading an app, signing up for emails, slowly tapping a vial of blood from your arm and handing it over along with a single strand of your hair, getting a tattoo, naming your child for the brand. That sort of thing. As such, the deal Domino's is offering this week is almost novel: You can get any "menu-priced" pizza (read: not discounted) for half off when ordering online (h/t Chew Boom).

The catch is... that there is no catch. Seriously. You can sign out as a guest. You don't have to sign up for a rewards program. There's no app. There's no club. There's no secret handshake, there's just half-off pizza ordered online (website or dreaded app), now through Sunday, December 2.

What else do you want? That's the actual end of the story. I guess I should add that it's "participating locations," as is usually the case with franchises. What else can I add... Ah, I had a nice Thanksgiving! Made green bean casserole with cream of celery instead of cream of mushroom, at the suggestion of a Takeout commenter! It's super snowy in Chicago. It sucks a little but is also very pretty. There's a John Legend holiday special on tomorrow night, that looks festive. Is it lunchtime yet? I could go for some pizza.