Correction: Denver Is Not Planning Cannibal Tasting Rooms
Just to set the record straight: Cannibal tasting rooms are not—we repeat: are not—coming to Denver. Thank you for your attention.
Cannibals tasting rooms, huh? Humans- it's what's for dinner 😂 Needed that laugh tonight #SpellcheckFail @KDVR pic.twitter.com/185DzAd9BE
— Cassie Tanner (@CassTannerCO) February 28, 2018
If you'd watched Fox affiliate KDVR's broadcast last night, you might have seen an alarming chyron—the term for those subtitles at the bottom of a newscast—reading: "Bill would allow cannibals tasting rooms." The word should have been cannabis, obviously, which is a huge relief unless you believe in some Reefer Madness-esque world where the two are synonymous.
The thrust of the actual news story is that a group of Colorado lawmakers has introduced a bill that would allow dispensaries to set up "tasting rooms" or areas for on-site sampling and consumption of marijuana. Read more about the decidedly-not-about-eating-human-flesh proposal via Westword.