News - The Takeout

Shipwreck Turns Up Century-Old Liquor That Might Be Worth Millions

By Allison Robicelli November 15th, 2019 Read More
New Jersey Police Have Had It With The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

By Aimee Levitt November 15th, 2019 Read More
What's Better Than One Big Mouth Billy Bass? A Bar With 70 Of Them

By Marnie Shure November 15th, 2019 Read More
Indiana Man Camping On The Roof Of His Restaurant Until Bengals Win Again

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2019 Read More
Hate Vegetables? Blame Your Parents

By Aimee Levitt November 15th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell Optimistically Suggests Turning Taco Bell Food Into Complex Bisque

By Marnie Shure November 15th, 2019 Read More
50-Item KFC Buffet Opens In Tokyo Just In Time For Christmas

By Aimee Levitt November 15th, 2019 Read More
What Is Everyone's Beef With Milk?

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Now That Nutella And Taco Bell Have Hotels, Which Brand Should Be Next?

By Aimee Levitt November 14th, 2019 Read More
Twinkies Are Now An Acceptable Breakfast

By Allison Robicelli November 14th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Discovers Cashless Kiosks Don't Make Life Easier For Everyone

By Aimee Levitt November 14th, 2019 Read More
KFC Debuts Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffles After Finding Both Foods In Its Kitchens

By Kate Bernot November 14th, 2019 Read More
New Budweiser Ad Reminds Us To Drink Water Between Beers

By Kate Bernot November 14th, 2019 Read More
Swiss Government Reconsiders, Decides Coffee Is "Essential To Life" After All [Updated]

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2019 Read More
Why Is Your Grocery Store The Best?

By Kate Bernot November 14th, 2019 Read More
Wendy's Turns 50, Unveils First New Frosty Flavor In 50 Years That It Can Remember

By Aimee Levitt November 13th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What's The Best Food Souvenir You've Brought Back From A Trip?

By Kate Bernot November 13th, 2019 Read More
KFC Apologizes To Man Called "Shitface" By His Gravy

By Marnie Shure November 13th, 2019 Read More
You Can't Blame Turkey For Your Thanksgiving Food Coma Anymore

By Aimee Levitt November 13th, 2019 Read More
Carl's Jr. Finally Ditches "Buns" For Actual Buns In Burger Ads

By Kate Bernot November 13th, 2019 Read More
Minnesota Arby's Apologizes For Sign Asking Children To Behave

By Aimee Levitt November 13th, 2019 Read More
Goodnight, Squeak Prince: Chuck E. Cheese Removes All Its Animatronics

By Marnie Shure November 13th, 2019 Read More
NJ Country Club Sues Waiter Who Spilled Wine On Member's Luxury Purse [Updated]

By Kate Bernot November 13th, 2019 Read More
What If We Didn't Have To Twist Jar Lids To Open Them?

By Kate Bernot November 13th, 2019 Read More
Do Air Fryers Deserve The Hype?

By Kate Bernot November 13th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: There's A Weird Amount Of Data On Your Snacking

By Marnie Shure November 12th, 2019 Read More
California Brewery's "Fuck PG&E" Beer Doesn't Go According To Plan

By Kate Bernot November 12th, 2019 Read More