Can The A.V. Club Out-Eat Competitive Eater Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti?

Patrick "Deep Dish" Bartoletti knows how to put food away, as his list of eating-related world records can attest. The A.V. Club invited Bertoletti into our office to share his tips and tricks on speed-eating. Can Music Editor David Anthony keep up with Bertoletti, or will he be left with an aching stomach and a profound sense of shame?