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Review: Coors Light Cheez-Its Don't Taste Like Cheap Beer, And That's A Good Thing

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Mon, 27 Jul 2026 14:14:29 +0000

Sometimes the only thing that'll hit the spot is a crunchy snack and a cold brew. But what if these came in one box, in the form of a delicious cracker?

Walmart's Orange Chicken Vs Panda Express: Which Is Better?

staff@thetakeout.com (Sam Skopp) — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 13:40:00 +0000

Panda Express is known for its orange chicken, but does that mean it's the best? Well, Walmart has its own version and I grabbed a bowl of both to compare them.

Review: Bubblicious Gummy Gum Is A Next Generation Chewing Experience

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:40:24 +0000

Watch out, Tootsie Pop - Bubblicious Gummy Gum might be the new bubble gum and candy mashup on the block. We gave it a chew ahead of release to see what's up.

Review: Once You Pop It's Very Easy To Stop With Pringles X Buffalo Wild Wings Flavored Crisps

staff@thetakeout.com (Amber Winston) — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:35:50 +0000

Pringles has teamed up with Buffalo Wild Wings for its latest range of potato crisps, but do they meet expectations? We tried all three flavors to find out.

I Tried 10 Of The Hottest Candies Of 2026 (So Far) And This Was My Favorite

staff@thetakeout.com (Rachel Sobel) — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 14:40:00 +0000

If you have a sweet tooth, there are nearly endless options to satisfy it. That said, manufacturers come out with new options every year to up the ante.

13 Iconic British Biscuits, Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Mike Madaio) — Tue, 21 Jul 2026 11:40:00 +0000

British biscuits are a staple at tea time, so we decided to sample a selection of them to determine which varieties offer the most enjoyment.

I Tried And Ranked America's Cheapest Frozen Beef Burritos

staff@thetakeout.com (Timothy Rawles) — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 19:40:00 +0000

Meals don't get much more convenient than a frozen burrito, but budget-friendly beef versions can be hit-or-miss. We tried several to see how they compare.

Trader Joe's Thick & Creamy Greek Yogurt Vs Chobani: Which Is Better?

staff@thetakeout.com (Sam Skopp) — Sat, 18 Jul 2026 13:40:00 +0000

Chobani has built itself a name as the premier Greek yogurt brand, but can it hold on to that title when compared to the Trader Joe's version?

I Tried And Ranked 9 Walmart Bettergoods Brand Ice Cream Treats

staff@thetakeout.com (Ed Kdonian) — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 23:40:00 +0000

There is nothing quite like a frozen dessert to lift your spirits. Some store-brand varieties are competing head-to-head with the big brands in quality.

The Protein-In-Everything Craze Continues With Clucking Ridiculous Chicken Meat Crackers

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Today in Nosh or Nah, we taste test crackers that have somehow been made from chicken breast, as well as some gummy worms with a spicy kick.

Nutella Vs Aldi Berryhill Hazelnut Spread: Which Is Better?

staff@thetakeout.com (Sam Skopp) — Sat, 11 Jul 2026 13:40:00 +0000

Nobody should do Nutella better than Nutella, right? Well, that may not be the case as Aldi's Berryhill brand may just be the better hazelnut spread.

Review: I Tried Reese's Pieces With Chocolate Cookies And Was Eating Them By The Handful

staff@thetakeout.com (Nikelle Murphy) — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 13:00:00 +0000

New Reese's Pieces with Chocolate Cookie combine smooth peanut butter with a crunchy chocolate cookie center. But is the new snack worth the wait?

Trader Joe's Honey Walnut Shrimp Vs Panda Express: Which Is Better?

staff@thetakeout.com (Sam Skopp) — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 13:40:00 +0000

Trader Joe's had a hit with its mandarin orange chicken, but can it replicate that success with its knockoff of Panda Express' honey walnut shrimp?

Pickle Lemonade Tortilla Chips Shocked Us In The Best Way Possible

staff@thetakeout.com (Sam Zwick) — Thu, 02 Jul 2026 16:00:00 +0000

How odd could tortilla chips and salsa be? Late July and Pace are here to prove that these staples can let their freak flag fly with unexpected fruity flavors.

13 Organic Milk Brands, Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Ed Kdonian) — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 14:40:00 +0000

Not all milk is built equal, and the same is equally true of organic milk. We tried several different brands to see which offer the tastiest, creamiest dairy.

13 Oreo Dupes, Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Jet Burnham) — Mon, 29 Jun 2026 17:40:00 +0000

Oreo is so ubiquitous that we may forget there's a whole world of chocolate sandwich cookies. We ranked these brands on taste, texture, and twisting capability.

Trader Joe's Baked Cheese Crunchies Vs Cheetos: Which Is Better?

staff@thetakeout.com (Sam Skopp) — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 13:40:00 +0000

Ahead are my thoughts on Cheetos, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, and their Trader Joe's counterparts. Find out whether the dupes are better than their inspiration.

Forget Stuffed Crust, This Entire Pizza Crust Is Made Of Cheese

staff@thetakeout.com (The Takeout Staff) — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 18:00:00 +0000

The grocery stores are overflowing with protein: This week, we review a new protein crust frozen pizza, as well as instant ramen inspired by BBQ meat.

10 Frozen Pancake Brands, Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Jet Burnham) — Sun, 21 Jun 2026 19:40:00 +0000

Frozen pancakes are an easy, microwaveable breakfast or snack, but not all brands are up to snuff. We ranked these flapjacks on flavor, looks, and fluffiness.

13 Store-Bought Olive Oils For Bread Dipping, Ranked

staff@thetakeout.com (Mike Madaio) — Sat, 20 Jun 2026 19:40:00 +0000

Olive oil serves various purposes, but one of its most delicious is as a dip for crusty, fresh bread. We tried several bottles to find the best option.