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Cheez-It Chili Cheese Dog Flavor Is Gonna Be A No From Me Dawg

staff@thetakeout.com (Dani Zoeller) — Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:00:00 +0000

Cheez-It has unveiled a new flavor of its iconic cheese crackers to celebrate the 2026 U.S. Soccer season. Here's what our expert taste-tester thought of it.

Nosh Or Nah: Canned Carnage And Questionable Unicorns

staff@thetakeout.com (Dennis Lee) — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 22:20:00 +0000

This edition of our LTO grocery review column focuses on things pretending to be other things. Ever wanted to drink a Pop-Tart? We have the product for you.

Review: Lay's 3 World Cup Flavors Almost Nail The Hat Trick

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 20:27:10 +0000

Lay's chips that taste like steak, garlic, and a French soup will kick off the World Cup. So, are they worth celebrating, or should they be sent off the pitch?

I Tried And Ranked 22 Lay's Potato Chip Flavors So You Don't Have To

staff@thetakeout.com (Ed Kdonian) — Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:40:00 +0000

The varieties of different crisps available on the market today is astounding. Deciding which might suit you specific palate can be a challenge.

Nosh Or Nah: SunnyD Goes Full Purple Stuff And More

staff@thetakeout.com (The Takeout Staff) — Fri, 17 Apr 2026 18:00:00 +0000

In this edition of Nosh or Nah, the intrepid writers of The Takeout staff try purple Hawaiian rolls, purple SunnyD-branded booze, and crimson Fanta.

Review: Kraft Mac & Cheese Restaurant Edition Poses No Threat To The Classic

staff@thetakeout.com (Amber Winston) — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:08:30 +0000

The new Kraft Mac & Cheese Restaurant Edition flavors feature elevated ingredients and uniquely shaped noodles, but are they worth the extra expense?

13 Popular Baked Potato Toppings, Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Amber Winston) — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 18:40:00 +0000

Sometimes we load our baked potato with so many toppings that we lose sight of what actually works. We tried several ingredients individually to find the best.

10 Store-Bought Frozen Cheese Pizzas Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Rachel Sobel) — Tue, 14 Apr 2026 16:40:00 +0000

Frozen cheese pizza may not totally compare to its freshly baked counterpart, but some brands do more impressive ready-to-cook pies than others.

Meaties Beef Cereal: The Perfect Way To Ruin Your Day Right From The Start

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:40:00 +0000

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. High-protein options are popping up left and right, and this one is a one-of-a-kind experience.

Oreo's Dill Pickle Flavor Divided My Pickle-Loving Friends And I

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Mon, 13 Apr 2026 14:52:20 +0000

If you are a cookie lover who also happens to enjoy fermented foods, this may be the snack for you. This mash-up proves that everyone's taste buds are unique.

11 Ben's Original Ready Rice Flavors, Ranked

staff@thetakeout.com (Timothy Rawles) — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 15:40:00 +0000

The world of microwaveable rice is undeniably vast and varied, but when it comes to Ben's Original, we learned that some flavors just work better than others.

Review: Even The Best Cereal Ever Made Couldn't Pull Off Soda For Breakfast

staff@thetakeout.com (Amber Winston) — Fri, 10 Apr 2026 13:42:10 +0000

If you like the sound of root beer floats for breakfast, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is releasing just the cereal for you. We tried the new treat to see what's up.

Every Bread From The Whole Foods Bakery Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Fletcher Huntley) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 16:40:00 +0000

A loaf of the staff of life might cost you an arm and a leg at Whole Foods. We assembled a wide cross section to determine which is worth the cost.

17 Popular Great Value Ice Cream Flavors, Ranked

staff@thetakeout.com (Ed Kdonian) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 11:40:00 +0000

Great Value offers so many ice cream flavors that you may get brain freeze trying to decide. We ranked them by flavor, texture, and quality to help you out.

17 Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream Flavors, Ranked

staff@thetakeout.com (Amber Winston) — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 17:40:00 +0000

From classic Vanilla Bean to earthy Matcha Green Tea to rich Butter Pecan, we sampled some popular Häagen-Dazs flavors to find out which ones are the best.

12 Publix Bakery Items Ranked Worst To Best

staff@thetakeout.com (Rachel Sobel) — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 19:40:00 +0000

From breads and croissants to cakes and muffins, we took a bite of several popular bakery items from Publix and ranked them by flavor, texture, and quality.

Nosh Or Nah: Drink-Flavored Candy, Candy-Flavored Drinks

staff@thetakeout.com (Michael Palan) — Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:20:00 +0000

In the inaugural edition of our Nosh or Nah column, our staff takes a look at some strange snacks and drinks available now in a supermarket near you.

Review: Walmart Dethrones Crumbl With A Solid King Krumb Knockoff

staff@thetakeout.com (Diane Bobis) — Wed, 01 Apr 2026 13:40:00 +0000

King Krumb is an obvious dupe for Crumbl, but is the cheaper Walmart copycat really comparable? We tried a selection of cookies to find out.

Review: The New Pop-Tarts Super Stuffed Prove That You Can, In Fact, Have Too Much Of A Good Thing

staff@thetakeout.com (Dennis Lee) — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 18:28:42 +0000

Pop-Tarts is set to release one of its biggest product debuts in recent memory called the Super Stuffed. We got a chance to try them out before they arrive.

Review: Mike's Hard Dirty Lemonade: Fun To Say, Even Funner To Drink (I May Have Had A Few)

staff@thetakeout.com (Dani Zoeller) — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 13:00:00 +0000

Mike's Dirty Lemonade is a new take on the dirty soda trend, but is it any good? We tried the four new fruity flavors to see if they're worth buying.